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You want to know what alcohol is actually doing in your body, your sleep, your mood, before you commit to anything. You'd rather have one well-supported answer than ten confident opinions. This site was designed for you specifically. The articles cite the literature where it exists and label personal experience where it does not. The data is for you to interpret.

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